Voldemort Died Natural Death

On October 31, 1991, it is believed that Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort at one and a half years old. Certain evidence leads us to believe that this is not the case, and that Voldemort died of natural causes that night.

Recently, muggle archeologists found a body during a dig, and we have identified it as the body of Lord Voldemort, and there is no proof that the body is fake or otherwise not that of He Who Should Not Be Named. The body was found in a muggle casket, preserved by muggle ways, and we can only assume that a Death Eater took the dead body of his lord and hid it so it could not be found.

After many tests, both wizard and muggle, we have concluded that Voldemort died of a simple heart attack. No remnants of any charm, hex, or curse that could kill him remained. If he was killed by a curse, and this does not apply to the Unforgivable Killing Curse, it would have been traceable, even after all these years. We assume a heart attack because of the condition of his heart at death, tested by a simple charm.

Although most won't agree, it is sad how a powerful, evil, of course, but powerful, wizard was killed by a simple heart attack. Heart attacks are not common in the wizarding world because of charms and potions that can simply fix the problem, and if Voldemort was smart enough to have a healer look him over, he most likely would not have died.

This does bring up a lot of question, though. Who is the man who is now portraying Voldemort? And is he truly as powerful as Voldemort was? If this Voldemort is false, should we be as frightened of him as we were of the real Voldemort?

Or, if it is Voldemort, how was he able to prevent himself from passing beyond the Veil? It is common knowledge to wizards that once you die and pass through the Veil, there is no way of coming back through again. What ways did he follow to ground his soul to the side of Life? And is it possible to duplicate without the dark arts? Did he have help? Maybe he grounded himself to another living person, naming Potter.

Which brings us to Harry Potter. Should we allow him to keep the title of the Boy Who Lived, lying to us all, or should we announce once and for all that he is not who he seems? After all, that big of a title could be dangerous, especially since there are those out there who believe he can defeat Voldemort ‘again'. Or has he been helping him? We have not been able to contact Potter for an interview.

Rest assured, all questions brought up here are being researched as you read. We don't suggest that you try to find answers on your own, though. Leave it to those who are trained to do so.